Nishant: Last Exam of IIT Kgp

Nishant: Fifth Year Begins

Uncle, Baby and Fifth Year Begins
Fifth year was the weirdest year of all five weird years in Kgp. [However weird can't be compared with each other as every weird thing is weird in such a unique weird way that comparing them would be real weird especially when non-weirdos are out there to read it]

So what you would find in this first part of story is how it all started.

[perhaps the title should be like Uncle, Baby aur Guide ka Abhishaap]

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Neeraj: Dedicated to the service of Guide!

Dedicated to the service of Guide!
(scroll down for English script of the poem.)

(Fonts are not formated well?)


दिनांक: ७ मई, २००७
समय: सायं ७:०० बजे
स्थान: राधाकृष्णन छात्रावास, भारतीय प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान, खड़गपुर

सिर्फ़ ७२ घंटे -- एम. टेक्‌. की फ़ाईनल थेसिस जमा करने में।
सम्मानिय गाइड जी के (अनचाहे) लेक्चर और धमकियां सुनने के
बाद सोचा कि ‘चलो अच्छा, अब थेसिस लिखना शुरु ही कर देते हैं।’

पहले लिखने का वातावरण बनाते है फ़िर लिखना शुरु करेंगे। वातावरण
बनाना शुरु हुआ-- सारे रिज़ल्ट्स इकठ्ठे किये गए, बहुत सारे मेरे पुराने
रिज़ल्ट्स थे, जिनसे गाईड संतुष्ट नहीं था; और बहुत लम्बी लिस्ट अभी बची थी, सिम्युलेट करने को।

"थेयोरेटिकल भाग पहले समाप्त करते हैं फ़िर शुरु करेंगे कुछ और" सोचकर कम्प्यूटर पर ‘एक लड़की की तुम्हे क्या बताऊँ दास्तां’ बैकग्राउंड म्युज़िक लगाकर लिखना शुरु किया गया।

पर मस्तिष्क में तो गाईड जी की तस्वीर घूम रही थी। गाना कानो से
होता हुआ दिमाग़ में कुछ इस प्रकार पहुँचता है:
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धुन: एक लड़की की तुम्हे क्या बताऊँ दास्तां..
टेम्पो: low
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एक गाईड की तुम्हे क्या बताऊँ दास्तां
वो psycho है बड़ा ही चुदा
उसको आए इसमे ही मज़ा
fool बनाके, लोग सरक जाएं
जाए वो गाईड जहाँ।

है ख़फ़ा ही ख़फ़ा, थेसिस फ़ाड़ देता वो
फ़िर है लाता चेहरे पर गन्दी मुस्कान वो
चुप है तो चुप ही है वो
फ़िर खुद ही बड़बड़ाता वो
और देता extension के ताने भी रोज़

एक गाईड की तुम्हे क्या बताऊँ दास्तां...

कैसे कहूं कैसा है वो
बस हिटलर के जैसा है वो
fool बनाके, लोग सरक जाएं
जाए वो गाईड जहाँ।

एक गाईड की तुम्हे क्या बताऊँ दास्तां...

आजकल हरपल, बीता जो था उसकी लैब पर
क्या कहूं ख्वाबों में आता है क्यूं
याद आये जो, उसके वारनिंग की लड़ी
क्या कहूं मैं डर सा जाता हूँ क्यूं

एक गाईड की तुम्हे क्या बताऊँ दास्तां....

- नीरज कुमार सिंह ‘बेबी’
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DATE: 7 May, 2007 TIME: 7:00 PM

PLACE: R.K Hall of Residence, IIT KHARAGPUR

Sirf 72 hrs left for final M.Tech Thesis submission. Guide ji ki lecture & warning sunne ke baad socha ki aaj thesis likhna shuru kiya jaye. Uske liye pura vatavaran (atmosphere) banaana shuru kiya gaya. Saare result collect kiye jinse guide satisfied nahi tha. Also a big list of results was in queue for simulation.

Abb socha ki pahle theorical part hi complete kar liya jaye. Likhna start kiya with a background music “ek ladki ki tumhe kya batau dastan” in my computer. Par mastishq (mind) main to guide ji ki hi tasveer ghum rahi thi aur meeting hi yaad aa rahi thi jisme aaj usne meri neend uda di. Jis karanvas ye geet kaano main se hota hua dimag main kuch iss prakar transform ho raha tha...

Ek guide ki tumhe kya sunaaoon daastaan
Voh psycho pada hai chudaa
Usko aaye esmain maja
Fool(angrezi vala) banke, log sarke jaaye voh guide jahan

Hai khafa hi khafa, thesis faad deta hai vo
Fir laata hai chehre par gandi muskaane voh
Ho, chup hai to chup hai voh, phir khud hi voh badbadata hai
deta hai extension ke taane bhi roj

Kaise kahoon kaisa hai voh
Bas Hitler hi ke jaisa hai voh
Fool banke, log sarke jaaye voh guide jahan
Ek guide ki tumhe kya sunaaoon daastaan

Aaj kal har voh pal beeta jo tha uski lab par
Kya kahoon khwaabon mein aata hai kyoon
Ho, yaad jo aaye to uski warning ki voh ladi
Kya kahoon main darr sa jaata hai kyoon

-Neeraj Kumar Singh

Nishant: Oh! He is Chennai?! Alive!

Here is my version of Chennai description, well... it is not all bad. How? Navigate to my blog: OMG, you are in “CHENNAI”?!

Nihar's Tryst with Utopia

Story of Nihar's new world moves on. Catch his encounter with "Angel Girls" and his his first reaction on Infosys' Utopia.
Get the details on : http://niharisbest.blogspot.com

N.B. If you get some explicit material in the post, please let me know. :)

-Nishant

Himadri: On Kgp Girls

Himadri has got his own eshtyle like when every single soul at IIT Kgp keep cursing Kgp girls for their astronomical ego and attitude problem, he would surmount them as Empress. Kewl! Got another view.

Read full story about Himadri's Experience with Kgp's endangered species. Navigate yourself to:
http://hmayank.blogspot.com/2007/05/girls.html

(However He admits that he was outa ideas to write on, so he wrote this entry.)

-Nishant

Raju Ban Gayaa Gentleman

The AmriKa Effect: Raju Nema Ban Gayaa Gentleman!

Remember a nerdy creature of our wing RKCGE, namely Nema, formally Gaurav Nema?
Try to recollect his image. (I know it becomes hard with time)
Got some vague idea?

Skinny
clean shaved
tall and cocky (academically)

always sober

and too much hesitating.

Well, Amrika changes people but we never considered him one of 'people'. For us he was a care-not-nerd, who irritates his friends by dangling his hand on their shoulder and by forcing them listen his non-vegetarian tasteless jokes and fantasies.

But things changes without mutation too. Nema is in a rock-star look now.

(Before AmriKa)

Kgpian Nema: Sober and Sound

(After AmriKa. Click the image to see Full Image)

GaTechian Nema: Luxurious and Live

AMRIKA ROX !

Mechanical Programming

Mechanical Programming

7ou are not a skilled programmer (but never stopped boasting about 7our programming skills), 7ou have some twent7 da7s left in 7our graduation and 7ou find out 7our ke7board has got a non-adjustable vital ke7 fucked-up. What would 7ou do? (Especiall7, when all 7ou do on 7our computer is chat, read blog and search porn.) Bu7 a new ke7board! Naah!

(7ou must have guessed that the ke7 I am talking about is ‘y’, I had nonfunctional left control, tab and left shift, alread7.)

Probabl7 7ou’ll program some redundant ke7 like ‘tilde’ to print ‘wai.’ Being Mechanical Engineer b7 academics, I chose a ke7 which is close to ‘wai’ and look somewhat like it. I got ‘7’ and fitted a mechanical linkage between them. (Click the image to see it.)

I programmed m7 computer mechanicall7 to print a s7mbol (seven) for a mechanicall7 unprintable letter (‘wai’).

PS. I used same ke7board facilit7 to t7pe m7 sevent7 pages long thesis, then cop7 pas7ted ‘wai’ for each seven from a website using MS Word’s search and destro7 tool. So it is not alwa7s ‘kewl’ to program mechanicall7, some time it sucks.

© Copyrighted Nishant Neeraj. Ask before quote.

Disclaimer: Writer is a free thinker and the script is his personal view.

Genre: Real stor7 based, Drama, Fun, Technolog7, comed7
Type: ‘KEWL’
Language: English
Categor7: For ALL age group
Place and Time: IIT Kharagpur. April 20, 2007. 03:05 in the morning (AM).