Nishant: Fifth Year Begins

Uncle, Baby and Fifth Year Begins
Fifth year was the weirdest year of all five weird years in Kgp. [However weird can't be compared with each other as every weird thing is weird in such a unique weird way that comparing them would be real weird especially when non-weirdos are out there to read it]

So what you would find in this first part of story is how it all started.

[perhaps the title should be like Uncle, Baby aur Guide ka Abhishaap]

Navigate yourself to Nishant's Blog.

Countdown 24: Dharmu on Fire

Dharmu is on fire. Stretching his limits beyond humane capacity. He had a day full of activity and a night full of fight. It is his version of famous serial "24." His day with little success bigger setbacks, a day with shocks and surprises.


Situation changing with every hour, negatively; and every hour changing the situation, positively.


To know how oFF-ice makes him off and how postmortem-department bisects his day, Navigate yourself to: http://dharam015.blogspot.com/2007/09/begin-of.html


-Nishant

Nihar's Tryst with Utopia

Story of Nihar's new world moves on. Catch his encounter with "Angel Girls" and his his first reaction on Infosys' Utopia.
Get the details on : http://niharisbest.blogspot.com

N.B. If you get some explicit material in the post, please let me know. :)

-Nishant

Nishant: Story of Failure

"As in most of the stories where one fights against odds, everyone extends his help to the limit they can and after a lot of bad happenings we know that finally all of this is going to be all right The Story had its work done, it succeeded in keeping you in illusion that the world is greener than it is. But what you are going to read is frustrating tale. of failures. It doesn't always happen in the way you know it should... "


A tale of my failed struggle for a job after placement. Its raw truth.



Access it here: http://naishe.blogspot.com/2007/09/hebbagodi-chronicle.html

Review it.

-Nishant

Nihar in 'A New World'

So we have Nihar's much awaited first blog. Nihar is very very descriptive in this blog and it is written in such a manner that makes you feel like you are going through it. Well done Nihar!

Here is a warning for the user's who are going to navigate his blog. DON'T PANIC. It's only first three lines and the title which contain Spanish words but after that it flows smoothly. By the way, the words that you come across are

vida corporativa (Spanish): corporative life.
un nuevo mundo (Spanish): A new world
el tiempo es un ladrón (Spanish) : the time is a thief

It is typical description of last hours of a rail journey which includes a small portion on retrospection. Most of it looks like he has a story coming up, it's just starting and also he has mentioned this is only first part.

Referring to the last lines, when I came across "...I would call "a feast for eyes"." I thought, ohyeah now starts "the real thing" but perhaps we have different tastes for our 'feast for eyes'. Never mind.

We are awaiting for New Life's part-II.

Navigate yourself to the full story. http://niharisbest.blogspot.com/2007/08/un-nuevo-mundo-part-1-way-too-far.html

-Nishant

Raju Ban Gayaa Gentleman

The AmriKa Effect: Raju Nema Ban Gayaa Gentleman!

Remember a nerdy creature of our wing RKCGE, namely Nema, formally Gaurav Nema?
Try to recollect his image. (I know it becomes hard with time)
Got some vague idea?

Skinny
clean shaved
tall and cocky (academically)

always sober

and too much hesitating.

Well, Amrika changes people but we never considered him one of 'people'. For us he was a care-not-nerd, who irritates his friends by dangling his hand on their shoulder and by forcing them listen his non-vegetarian tasteless jokes and fantasies.

But things changes without mutation too. Nema is in a rock-star look now.

(Before AmriKa)

Kgpian Nema: Sober and Sound

(After AmriKa. Click the image to see Full Image)

GaTechian Nema: Luxurious and Live

AMRIKA ROX !

Ba Ba Black Sheep

Ba Ba Black Sheep: Punishing Innocents
(On Nehru Hall GC Massacre)

Black sheep: noun – A member of a family or other group who is considered undesirable.

It was the happiest moment for Nehru Hall of Residence; they won all the three Golden Championships (GCs) that IIT Kharagpur offers for best performance in sport events, social and cultural events and technical events. They got over excited and showed off their joy in some what non-sober sense by entering into some other hostel and ridiculing them, which resulted in some dhishum-dhishum and few noses and few legs got broken.

Obviously Nehru-ites were liable to punishment, a punishment that reminds everyone not to enjoy happiness by break opening some skulls. So IIT barnstormers, uh sorry, brainstormers came up with two decisions – one, not give them any of the GCs; two, not to allot Nehru Hall to any of the new students.

First one is none of my concerns but still I think it is wrong. How easily can you scrap their one year’s fight and probably their future glory of winning three GCs alone just based on one incident which is very common in school lives? You, surely, can come up with a better punishment than that. You could ask them for an open apology to the suffered hostel or you can give them title of winner of three GCs but don’t give them the cups or give them the cups colored in black.

Whatever, it is not what bothered me much.

What made me think pity on their decision is the second part of it. No first year is going to be allotted Nehru Hall. What does that mean? To jury, it is probably a way to stop new talents going into Nehru Hall, but to second year students it is a pain spanning one year. Now, since no first year student will be allotted Nehru, more students will be allotted to other hostel. The problem is that all hostels already crumbling with students out numbering the rooms; and banning one hostel from taking new students means testing the collapse limit of other hostels’ facilities.

This decision will force more students to live with another roommate in a room optimized to live one student. (There is a possibility of putting four persons in double rooms.) Imagine a situation when one hundred and fifty students have to live in rooms which are not even sufficient for accommodating hundred.

I ask a question, who would suffer then? Nehru-ites, who are responsible, or first years, who think it’s a nice place to live…. and learn. Is it Nehru Hall which will suffer water shortage or other hostels who will have to carry one and a half times more people than the designed for?

The question is how long we will be treated as sheep? How many times will we be following the mob? Is there a black sheep (or lamb)?

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Disclaimer: Writer is a free thinker and the script is his personal view. His blog is Naishe's Blog

Genre: Real story based, Drama, Documentary, IIT Kharagpur
Type: Personal View
Language: English
Category: For ALL age group
Place and Time: IIT Kharagpur. April 21, 2007. 08:36 (PM) in evening.

Mechanical Programming

Mechanical Programming

7ou are not a skilled programmer (but never stopped boasting about 7our programming skills), 7ou have some twent7 da7s left in 7our graduation and 7ou find out 7our ke7board has got a non-adjustable vital ke7 fucked-up. What would 7ou do? (Especiall7, when all 7ou do on 7our computer is chat, read blog and search porn.) Bu7 a new ke7board! Naah!

(7ou must have guessed that the ke7 I am talking about is ‘y’, I had nonfunctional left control, tab and left shift, alread7.)

Probabl7 7ou’ll program some redundant ke7 like ‘tilde’ to print ‘wai.’ Being Mechanical Engineer b7 academics, I chose a ke7 which is close to ‘wai’ and look somewhat like it. I got ‘7’ and fitted a mechanical linkage between them. (Click the image to see it.)

I programmed m7 computer mechanicall7 to print a s7mbol (seven) for a mechanicall7 unprintable letter (‘wai’).

PS. I used same ke7board facilit7 to t7pe m7 sevent7 pages long thesis, then cop7 pas7ted ‘wai’ for each seven from a website using MS Word’s search and destro7 tool. So it is not alwa7s ‘kewl’ to program mechanicall7, some time it sucks.

© Copyrighted Nishant Neeraj. Ask before quote.

Disclaimer: Writer is a free thinker and the script is his personal view.

Genre: Real stor7 based, Drama, Fun, Technolog7, comed7
Type: ‘KEWL’
Language: English
Categor7: For ALL age group
Place and Time: IIT Kharagpur. April 20, 2007. 03:05 in the morning (AM).